History & Roster of Asylum... (Momma Kath TTC Asylum Guest #1)
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Does thinking about being pregnant most of the day and telling the lady at the checkout counter in the clothing store that I'm probably pregnant (though I have no idea!) grounds to put me in the asylum? If it is, please add me on! Thanks!

Hey Momma, I'll be in charge of stocking everyone's HPT machines *evil grin* 1 for you, 2 for me! nt ~Jenn~ TTC Asylum Guest #7 -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 12:03 p.m.

Momma, Hand me that straightjacket and THROW me into the asylum! I need to be committed!! Sharlene -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 11:34 a.m.

Sign me up - I'll volunteer to oversee the male CP checkers! Might I suggest Harry Connick, Jr.? (nt AnneA -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 11:20 a.m.

hey Momma! Can I be the official decorator? Got to put that degree to use :) nt Chris, Room #18 in the asylum -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 9:51 a.m.

Momma Kath, I would like a room or need it. Thanks. nt Susie F. not ttcing till Oct. 99 -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 9:44 a.m.

Momma Kath.. I would like, or should I say need a room in the asylum. Thanks!! (nt) sheri -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 9:41 a.m.

Momma, I'll bet Mel already IS a good checker... he has 6 kids!! ROTFLMAO!! THANKS!! :) nt Lisa F~ Asylum guest #40,lurking on a work break... shhhhhhhh!! ;) -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 11:25 a.m.

Sign me up - I'll volunteer to oversee the male CP checkers! Might I suggest Harry Connick, Jr.? AnneA -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 11:20 a.m.

well... not loudly... and I have those nose thingies, pweeeeeeze Momma, pwweeeeeezzze!! ... Lisa F~ Asylum guest #40,lurking on a work break... shhhhhhhh!! ;) -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 11:19 a.m.

Hey Momma, LisaF and I want to share a room in ttc asylum; we don't snore, promise! nt SallyH (lurking) -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 11:08 a.m.

LOL - good one, Candi! nt (views: 1) Bonnie, 4th guest at the TTC assylum -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 10:52 a.m.

We could have a bake sale and tell our customers that the -buns are in the oven Candi guest #37 in the TTC asylum -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 10:49 a.m.

Very creative Alison....I'm impressed (nt)

Next fundraiser: Door-to-door hpt sales.
Posted By: Bonnie, 4th guest at the TTC assylum

In Response To: TTC asylum fundraising ideas......... (Missy * Asylum guest # 10*)

Hi, my name is Bonnie and I'm trying to get pregnant and you'd be helping me sooooo much (puppy dog eyes) if you'd purchase your home pregnancy tests from me this month. How many can I put you down for? Uh, sir....????? Bonnie

No Bonnie....we gotta have all the hpts we can get!!! *laughing* How about this one instead... ~Jenn~ TTC Asylum Guest #7 -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 11:57 a.m.

I think a rotating schedule would work here....

In Response To: Great idea! Maybe we can get Brad to fill in from time to time! nt (Missy * Asylum guest # 10*)
You volunteering for HuMAN Resource MANager?
TTC assylum work out room ...
Posted By: alison sf
We need a place to work out, to do our vaginal crunches and keep up our luteal strength.
Very creative Alison....I'm impressed (nt)
TTC asylum fundraising ideas.........
Posted By: Missy * Asylum guest # 10*
I'll submit #1 we should raise chickens and sell EGGS! (go figure!)
We could have a bake sale and tell our customers that the -buns are in the oven Candi guest #37 in the TTC asylum -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 10:49 a.m.
Next fundraiser: Door-to-door hpt sales. (views: 10) Bonnie,
Think we should color them red -- like they did long ago -- it's a sign of fertility...:) (nt)
Amanda Lee -- Finally O'd day 48!! -- Thursday, 1 April 1999, at 10:13 a.m.
But..but...I might change every hour!!!! You guys are too much!!!!!nt Posted By: Missy * Asylum guest # 10*
In Response To: We'd probably have to put a limit on # of times per day he checks ya Missy :o} (Momma Kath TTC Asylum Guest #1) nt
At this rate - we're going to need a fundraiser!
In Response To: Bonnie whatever it is...we'll get it LOLOL hmmmmm (nt) (Momma Kath TTC Asylum Guest #1)
But WHAT a worthy cause! My knees are getting weak just thinking about him.....uh, I mean - it. Not his it. Not that he doesn't probably have a really nice one. Just....oh never mind. Bonnie
I volunteer for Mel to practice on me!!! Thank you guys!! nt
Posted By: Missy * Asylum guest # 10*
In Response To: Bonnie can the Asylum afford Dude CP checkers? Missy (more) (Momma Kath TTC Asylum Guest #1) nt
We'd probably have to put a limit on # of times per day he checks ya Missy :o}
Bonnie can the Asylum afford Dude CP checkers? Missy (more)
In Response To: Ok, who checks cp? I'm clueless....more (Missy * Asylum guest # 10*)
Your body is miraculously created in the right dimensions to get at CP...
Your vagina should be approx. the same size as your middle finger...and the cervix dips into the vagina about an inch....so if when you are reaching straight up, maybe even bear down while doing it, you should feel it.
Are you squatting with your butt on your ankles and reaching in from front or side?
Some ladies find using index and middle finger help...others say checking at night it seems to drop some.
HOpe this helps....
I think we should train Mel to be an EXPERT CHECKER!!!! :O}}
Dear Heaven! The line would be around the block!
hey Momma! Can I be the official decorator? Got to put that degree to use :) nt Chris, Room #18 in the asylum --
Momma! Did I read that you're our prize obsessor this month? Good luck!!! nt Missy * Asylum guest # 10* --
You got it Susie F, you're Guest #47....welcome! (nt)
I was wondering when we'd get around to discussing food for the asylum (major food group- m&ms):o}nt
Momma Kath, I would like a room or need it. Thanks. nt
You got it Sheri, Guest #46 want to share any decorating ideas? (nt)
and complimentary cheese cake. nt
Expansion of the asylum: Obsessors wing
In Response To: Expansion of the asylum: Obsessors wing (Candi guest #37 in the TTC asylum)
perhaps we should also have 2 rooms 1 for celebrations, and 1 crying room. The crying room should be stocked with m&m's and whine oops I mean wine, of course
I'm pretty new to the message board. What is the asylum and who is Mamma Kath?
Hi Susan...I'm Momma Kath and
In Response To: Lots of toilet tissue in those bathrooms, Candi! (Bonnie, 4th guest at the TTC assylum) Ultrasound machine.....I want to see what's going on every day.....know what I mean...sometimes wish we had invisible skin but that would be rather gross...remember Chevy Chase in the Invisible Man movie (forget the name) where you could see stuff going through his system.... trapped gas bubbles....yikes snicker me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I say the Asylum invests in our very own..... (Momma Kath TTC Asylum Guest #1)
u/s machine sounds like a really good idea.....
Can you use that on dh's 'boys' to make sure that there are enough swimmers to make the trip? LOL I can just SEE my dh now - "hold still, honey! No, I'm NOT going to insert this anywhere......" Bonnie

Has to have long hallways for pacing. And of course a bathroom at each end so we can check to see if we "started". What else...
With you Sally, we can stay up all night & tell silly stories... oh yeah, we do that now>
We can be "wombmates" since we're both lurkers... besides, you know all about me already so I won't have to tell my ancient history!! LOL!! And I promise not to giggle ALL night... but sometimes, and I don't eat cookies in bed, and I share well and play well with others... there. Does that work for you sweetie!! I miss you girl!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How's this for being a fool....
In Response To: Hey CB- at least we both tested - together!!! (Candi guest #37 in the TTC asylum) I'm only 5 dpo but my temp is unusually high for me (98.5 today) and I think I Pregnant! Last night DH asked if he thought we did it and I said...you know I've gotten you excited every cycle since we started this journey...so I sure hope so but....don't know! COME ON KATH WHERE'S YOUR ENTHUSIASM...... well my subconscious must have worked on me during the night because that morning temp has just given me a bunch of hope....geez So, here we go again...I'm going to put my temps in an excel spreadsheet and then create a graph and stare at it at night..... Yes, definitely asylum material here... Momma Kath 15/26 5 dpo 98.5
Woo hoo!! Sounds really good to me!! I will be counting the days right along with ya! ++++ nt Chris, Room #18 in the asylum --
Yes, but it's such NICE asylum material!! Obsess away Momma! ++Vibes from Atlanta!! nt Lisa F~ Asylum guest #40,lurking on a work break... shhhhhhhh!!
That's what else we need in the assylum! Weekly hpt anonymous meetings with coffee and cookies. nt Posted By: alison sf In Response To: What a sweet guy! We're like hpt-aholics around those tests. (nt) (alison sf)

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