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Request for Admissions - Book #2

Reserve me a room PLEASE -
is anyone else obsessive enough to have
noticed this useless bit of trivia?????
No matter which side I do first, the
temperatures under the right side of my tongue
are always higher (l - 2 degrees)
than the ones under my left!!! I mean,
is there anyone else OBSESSed
enough to notice this????????????
DH KNOWS I have lost my mind.......
RESERVE ME A ROOM PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!!
Wynn
P.S. I am a Teacher too, I can teach "Creative Temping -
how to get the temp you really want to record -
lower OR higher!!!!!!!!!!
:o}
Ahhhhh�yes!
I'm guilty of knowing that bit of trivia also�
I asked someone where in their mouth they
placing the therm�
You are not alone!!!
:o}
Momma Kath

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PLEASE give me room in the asylum.
After this cycle I need one with extra padding.
I REALLY thought I was pg.
I even had +++ hpt on 9-11dpo.
The B**** AF came late this morning
and to top it off I have the worst cold.
The cold must have raised my temps
giving me total false hopes the past two days.
My temp usually falls by 12dpo
but today is 14dpo and it is still up.
I am sooo upset.
I know its only been 12 cycles and I'm only 27
but it is so hard every month.
I was pregnant once when I was 16
only the 2nd month that I had ever bd,
but now it seems to be taking forever.
I'm sorry to keep going on but I have to
get it out of my system and move on.
There are two things I learned from this cycle.
DON'T test too early and
DON'T trust the Equate brand of hpt,
they gave me 4 false +++ over 3 days.
Thanks for listening, and
Please admit me immediately.
I need to get cured before O this cycle.
Thank you soooo much for this website.
Love Sherri-RI
(was Sherri until 3 days ago)

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Hey GMomma!
I think I need a room in the asylum.
On cd 7 now and having SHOW and thinking -
THIS IS IT!!
Yeah, but cd 7 is too early!
I usually o around cd 12 to 22!
Now the obsessions continues,
I need a safe haven!!
Thanks and many fertile thoughts!!!
LoriR aka LAR

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Kind of short and sweet!
I need an early check-in, if possible!!
If we are comparing obsession stories, how's this one!!
In light of the fact that I just tested +++ to my first OPK test,
and was constantly checking the lines every hour or so
for confirmation, I actually thought
(for a mere second or two I swear! lol)
about drilling a wee hole in the top of the plastic,
running some jute or twine through said hole,
and wearing it AROUND THE HOUSE ONLY for good luck
while doing the deed!!!
I am seriously nuts to have even considered it,
and even crazier for posting here!!!!
Oh, if you're wondering why I haven't tossed the test by now,
it's because I am planning on putting it into the baby book...
if we are so lucky as to conceive this cycle!!! LOL
Can you say "Stop the Insanity"!!??!!
MicheleC ttc#1

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Robbie, ttc #1
joining the asylum on cycle 10.
Just wanted to request a room for ttc.
The girls sent me here after a post
I made to the board about being
ENVIOUS of a momma hamster who had
just had a litter of babies.....
I watched her in her little cage caring
for her babies & was wondering
what it would be like to be her!
I guess I need that padded room after all!
LOL!!!
Hopefully I'll be joining momma hamster soon!

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I really need a room. been trying for a year
when we find out I have cervical cancer/
so much for the next 3 months.
I just can't deal w/ this any more.
Please save me a nice padded room.
Til
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I would like a room
with no clocks or calendars.
A room where time doesn't exist..
LOL..
because all of this waiting
is driving me CRAZYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Thank You.... lol
MrsLisaW
* * * * * Chugga chugga chugga chugga!!
Wooo Woooo!!
the train comes merrily around the bend...
Laurie (lolomom)
obsess about her her breast..
are they tender do the veins look more pronounced?
Hey!! I need to pee again, never mind that I have
drunk 1.5 liters of water in two hours
THAT has no bearing on this....(pant pant)
hundred of dollars weeks of anguish month after month
of personal emotional blackmail
a nice warm rubber room sounds like the answer!
May I be a part of the lunacy?
I only scream on days that end in a Y!!!
Laurie F

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I need a room!!!!
I had IUI last Tuesday (3/13)
and am about to go crazy waiting!!!!
DMJ

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Just thought I would drop you a note!
I definately need a room in the asylum...
I am 8 days late and the HPT says ------
:(

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All aboard the obsessive train, toot toot! My DH and I have been TTC for 3+ years, I'm going totally insane! I try really hard to not think about it (don't we all) but through my whole cycle and especially after O, I just can't stop obsessing, I've been on the train so long I think I must qualify to be the driver by now! "chuga chuga, toot toot, everyone aboard, tickets please!"! rofl!
I heard that brushing up against a pg woman would help, now that really is cuckoo (and I tried, it doesn't work, lol). What's worse is I've got 2 cousins who got pg within a couple of weeks/months of getting married, maybe it's something in the water over there?! My DH and I have been married for 5 years and he's got 3 brothers who also had no trouble getting their women pg, "by accident" no less, (what, they just happened to bump into each other naked?? oh sorry, I didn't see you there! lol) and the whole family is like "well, what's wrong with you?" Sometimes I just want to scream!! I've got a closet full of baby gear donated by a well-meaning friend "maybe it'll rub off on you", well that was months ago and it hasn't happened yet. One of my DH's brothers even offered to "help", oh I don't think so, no thanks!! And if I hear "you must not be doing it right" ever again, I think that person's gonna find that their head has parted company with their shoulders...! Who's with me??
Commit me please, I'm desperate! I'm so grateful for all you ladies who are smiling and nodding 'cause you know what I mean!!
~*~*~Love,GoodVibes&BabyDust2uAll~*~*~
Saffron, ttc#1, 3+ years.

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hello momma kath,
i need to book a room asap!!
i am ttc #2 and this is my 3rd month of trying
its 10 dpo and i am insane! i hate waiting and
have lots of pain with ovulation and afterwards
every month, so it makes waiting worse!
my doc says to sit tight and wait!
easier said than done!
i feel the need to do hpt daily!!!! INSANE!!
please god let this be the last month of craziness!!!!!

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